On the Pursuit of Happiness.(:

Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Via Blah.




Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.

another-perfect-w0nder:

trixie-and-solar:

darksorrowandgearhoof:

lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:

directioners-welcomee:

yankees-bsb-aremyinspiration:

lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.

DAMMIT, STAFF. 

Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.

 well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.

uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!

yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..

((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))

(Source: staff)

Via metraxo ♥





basstrip:

dearsweetcasey:

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

chiquelibrium

 #must remain constant at all times

(Source: tanku)




Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

hipsters-in-v4ns:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Sowwy!

(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy)

Via Digital Purgatory


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